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The No Choice Protest Patio offers protesters the chance to hold vigil over the unborn while enjoying a latte, one of our award-winning sandwiches or anything from our gourmet Christian menu. At the No Choice Cafe, we understand that protesting does not always fit in to your hectic day. That's why we make every effort to take the drudgery out of protesting while still maintaining the fun and excitement of a thrilling pro-life demonstration:
*No Choice signs are for use on our premises only. You say protesting makes you hungry and tired? The No Choice Protest Patio seating is comfortable and ergonomically reasonable. And since patio patrons are required to order at least two items per hour, you'll never run out of tasty treats during your visit! You say your children find it difficult to focus on the protest? Join the No Choice "Lucky To Have Been Born Club." During your peak-time visits, leave the little ones in the back room with one of our professional* Lucky Club facilitators. Your children will play Christian and abortion based games. They will also be shown a graphic but appropriate video featuring actual aborted fetus images. The video is hosted by our own Cletus the Fetus mascot. (Cletus is now being voiced by Rush Limbaugh!) This presentation, along with our games and quiet time, will help your children to understand what these protests are all about while also instilling them with a sense of how lucky they are to not have become abortions themselves. The next time you ask them to take the garbage out, they'll snap to it! * Professional facilitators are required to attend an optional three day seminar. Remember, the No Choice isn't just for pro life Christians. If you don't come for the politics or the faith, come for the great food and friendly service. Whether you're Pro-Life, Pro-Choice, Undecided, Christian or a person of a lessor faith; you're welcome at the No Choice!
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The
No Choice Cafe is the first restaurant in what is soon to become
a national chain. These stores will be set-up across from or adjacent
to abortion clinics and Planned Parenthood locations throughout
the United States and Texas.
You
say that making signs is a pain in the rump? The
No Choice offers low-priced protest sign rentals.* These
professionally designed
signs are available in styles from "moderate" to "radical." Each
message is taken from a psychological study conducted at BYU so
they are scientifically proven to cut the average Godless baby-killer
to the quick. Our friendly Christian wait staff will bring your
sign order right to your table.